I had to schedule myself a visit to the doc today (no, not a head shrink). Seems that a small mishap last Sunday competing in a friendly grass volleyball coed doubles draw tournament reared its ugly head to wake me up in the wee hours this morning. And I mean wee hours (say, possibly around 3:30am?). I was unable to delve back into a proper slumber.
I play barefoot outdoors. The grass was damp during the first game so my left foot slid forward, jamming the big toe into the earth. Turf toe. This elicited a few expletive deletives and is unusual in that I rarely ever cuss (shit and damn are no longer really cuss words). Monday at work was not too bad, but as history has proven time and again, it seems to always be the second day afterward when the pain truly begins to register.
The foot at the base of the big toe was swollen, reddish and warm; my doc sent me off to get xrays done. Nothing unusual (save for a remote chance of a miniscule bone chip). No evidence of broken skin and thus infection. I am to keep an eye on it for the next several days and hope the symptoms subside. Ice, and plenty of it.
Why the hell do cities/counties water their park lawns on Sunday mornings, prior to BBQing families, picnickers, soccer players and volleyball fools to come tear up some mudded sod? Logic (my logic anyway) dictates that low traffic days are midweek. That's government for ya.
Now, here's something I learned at the hospital. I shrunk by about an inch (height, and unfortunately not girth). Weight is up around a half dozen pounds, ABOVE the ten I've been whining about losing for the past several years. Of course the shirt, cap, denim and sandals surely added a hefty penalty. The ear thermometer recorded a slightly high body temp at 100.0F degrees. The good news is that my blood pressure came in at 106/62... not bad for an old fart (of either 29 yrs or 39 yrs, whichever you choose to believe is closest... see pics at my MySpace if the curiosity is killing you).
My doc scheduled me a blood workup per my request. All I will need to do is show up and have the bloodsuckers take some, making sure I fast first for at least the prior 12 hours.
C'est la vie.
Labels: doc, doctor, health, hospital, toe